Inflatablewoman
Oct 25 2007, 6:46 pm
I'll be there. Is it ok with Emma comes along too?
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Oct 25 2007, 7:35 pm
Sorry man, no more space. There are two more guys in the queue first as well. She needs to PM me early in the week whenever she wants to play. Same for anyone else who wants a game out there.
And Claydog, we all know you're crap, dog!! No need to self-hate.
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Oct 30 2007, 1:11 am
Football on as usual this week. Regulars - don't forget to sign up ASAP. Wannabe subs - PM me if you're keen. I've got a few subs interested this week already but there's always a chance.
See you Friday at 6.
Hi Andy,
I can't make it tonight. We're moving house at the minute and I've so much to do - sorry.
Enjoy yourselfs
Pete
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 2 2007, 4:15 pm
People are dropping like flies! If anyone wants a game tonight, PM me asap. 6 pm.
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 2 2007, 4:35 pm
We've now got 12 which is perfect. Anyone else interested can PM me about next week. Cheers guys.
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 7 2007, 1:18 am
Don't forget to sign up for footy, gringos. I've got several hungry subs waiting in the wings...!
Next subs in:
1. Jocraig
2. germanguy0708
Holla if you want to join that list but try to check your mails on Friday at about 2 or 3. People always drop out late in the day.
Claydog
Nov 8 2007, 12:00 pm
DJ_Jazzy_Guff your a bum ya bum!
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 8 2007, 12:05 pm
Does anyone want a regular 5-a-side spot? Claydog's skates just crashed through thin ice and he drowned!
Mess with Darth Vadar and he shall slay you my child!
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 8 2007, 12:05 pm
p.s. it might improve the quality of the games anyway...
Kilidar
Nov 8 2007, 3:39 pm
here's my situation i'm only here until the 1st of DEC probably and i dont think i can be there every friday also i cant read german at all so cant really use the site u gave us so any advice.
I'm pro like everyone but good in defence haven't played for a year now
BigGaz
Nov 9 2007, 9:17 am
Learn to read German?
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 9 2007, 11:56 am
No read German, no kicky ball.
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 9 2007, 1:59 pm
We've got 12 so game should be a done dealio for today. See you all there.
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 13 2007, 2:24 pm
Yo, regulars, don't forget to sign up this week. Usual time, usual place, usual dreadful performance from that Claydog man!
The subs queue looks like this at the moment:
1. Hazza
2. germanguy0708
3. Jocraig
Claydog
Nov 16 2007, 10:18 am
Unfortunately i'll not be able to attend this week.
Actually the real reason i'm not coming is i've showed the DJ_Jazzy_Guffenator up in recent weeks and i need to give him a chance to rebuild his confidence.
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 16 2007, 11:29 am
Careful, DP, careful! After last week's shambolic performance by your good self, I think a week of reflection is a very good idea!! By the way, facebook me about your snowboarding plans tomorrow.
Hazza
Nov 16 2007, 11:46 am
QUOTE (Claydog @ Nov 16 2007, 10:18 am)

Unfortunately i'll not be able to attend this week.
Actually the real reason i'm not coming is i've showed the DJ_Jazzy_Guffenator up in recent weeks and i need to give him a chance to rebuild his confidence.
Does that mean I can play?
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 16 2007, 11:48 am
Check yer PMs!! I'll put you on the list!
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 16 2007, 12:18 pm
All right guys. My group now have 11 because Frank just pulled out as well. So, germanguy0708 - you wanna play with my group instead? The other bunch of guys who play on the other pitch need 4 players so shout if you fancy a game.
The extra 4 for the other group so far:
1. Germanguy's mate
2. Humphs (confirm)
3.
4.
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 16 2007, 12:34 pm
Right, I've got to head out now for the day. If you want to play with the other group, add your name to that list of 4 till it's complete and head down to pitches 2 and 3 for 6 pm. See you there.
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 19 2007, 8:53 pm
Alright fellas. The DJ will not be playing this week or next week (shock horror!) as I'm on holiday and then have some old meeting to attend the week after. I will be able to organise the game until Wednesday evening so give me a shout before then if you want to play. After Thursday, you will need to send a PM to JOB. Hopefully we can get it all sorted by Wednesday and he can be left in peace. Even though, I'm not playing the week after, I will sort out the game.
Have fun ladies and try not to miss me too much!
Guys, as you are aware Andy's on Holiday, so if you're looking for a game can you PM me?
Cheers,
J
Inflatablewoman
Nov 23 2007, 10:17 am
Are we low on numbers? I could ask Sean if he wants to play...
JOB
Nov 23 2007, 10:21 am
Well, from what I can see in the sign-up sheet there are only 8 confirmed for tonight, so if you wanna ask him that's cool.
Folk confirmed so far...
Englishman78
Frank5
germanguy0708
inflatablewoman
JOB
king sumra
RebellionLies
Nic Connell
yogi bear
Haloys
BigGaz
Unconfirmed...
mca??
sorry, i don't play this time.
Folk confirmed so far...
Englishman78
Frank5
germanguy0708
inflatablewoman
JOB
king sumra
RebellionLies
Nic Connell
yogi bear
Haloys
BigGaz
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 27 2007, 1:17 am
I'm out this week again lads but am organising it so give me a shout if you want to be on the subs list.
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 29 2007, 6:22 pm
Alright lads. The regulars are dropping like flies so there are still a few spaces open. It's more or less all subs! Every sub needs to give €5 to Pete (if that's cool with you, mate) as I'm not around this week. PM me if you're keen for a game. 6 pm tomorrow.
yogi_bear
Nov 30 2007, 9:22 am
I guess I will be playing again this week then :-D
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Nov 30 2007, 10:13 am
You're in, yogi bear.
germanguy0708
Nov 30 2007, 10:32 am
I gotta friend who wants play, any spaces free??
RebellionLies
Nov 30 2007, 10:41 am
There's two places left by my reckoning.
RebellionLies
Nov 30 2007, 3:44 pm
Looks like we've got a full game tonight. Bring it on, lads.
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Dec 4 2007, 3:12 pm
I'm back for footy this week lads. Don't forget to sign up. Only a couple of games to go before the Christmas break so get some exercise in before you stuff your faces!
If anyone wants to be a sub, send me a PM and I'll put you in if there's space.
germanguy0708
Dec 4 2007, 3:35 pm
pm'd you!!
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Dec 5 2007, 1:03 am
I know, mate. I just have to wait for a few of the regulars to drop out first. Pete has now so you're in.
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Dec 7 2007, 11:42 am
It looks like we've got a full house tonight. Subs playing: germanguy0708, Hazza, Haloys and little Figo.
See you there tonight, lads!
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Dec 12 2007, 12:09 pm
Alright ladies! Don't forget to sign up for this week's pre-Christmas football fest. Anyone interested in being a sub, give me a shout. Cheers.
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Dec 14 2007, 9:54 am
Here me now. A lot of players are sick or dead or otherwise engaged tonight so we need a few Carlos Kickaballs. If you wanna play tonight, holla.
RebellionLies
Dec 14 2007, 11:57 am
Still only 9 players
DJ_Jazzy_Guff
Dec 14 2007, 12:50 pm
Yeah, what the fuck. Come on boys. If you can answer 'yes' to the following questions, come along:
1. Do you have 2 feet?
2. Can you kick the ball in a straight line?
3. Are you free at 6?
If so, give me a shout!!!
Hazza
Dec 14 2007, 1:35 pm
QUOTE (DJ_Jazzy_Guff @ Dec 14 2007, 12:50 pm)

2. Can you kick the ball in a straight line?
Don't exclude people on that basis!!!
RebellionLies
Dec 14 2007, 1:36 pm

You underestimate yourself, Hazza.
RebellionLies
Dec 14 2007, 4:01 pm
Bah, still only 9. Come on.
Hazza
Dec 16 2007, 7:21 pm
On Friday night, there was some discussion about a goalkeeper throwing the ball straight into the opposing goal. I thought I'd check it out and came across this site for referees:
http://www.carosi.freeserve.co.uk/corshamr...ee/goalscor.htmAccording to the last sentence of section 1 - "When a goal is allowed", it's legal.
So there...
Inflatablewoman
Dec 16 2007, 9:16 pm
QUOTE (Hazza @ Dec 16 2007, 7:21 pm)

On Friday night, there was some discussion about a goalkeeper throwing the ball straight into the opposing goal. I thought I'd check it out and came across this site for referees:
http://www.carosi.freeserve.co.uk/corshamr...ee/goalscor.htmAccording to the last sentence of section 1 - "When a goal is allowed", it's legal.
So there...
http://www.fiveaside.net/rules.aspQUOTE
10. SCORING
A goal is scored when the whole of the ball crosses the goal-line between the goal posts and under the crossbar, provided it has not been thrown, carried or propelled by hand or arm by a player of the attacking side, except in the case of a goalkeeper who is within his own penalty area. A goal is not allowed if the ball was last played by a player of the attacking side whilst within either penalty area. (If the ball is last played by a defending player whilst within either penalty area, unless taking a penalty, a goal shall be allowed, unless that player entered the penalty area accidentally).
RebellionLies
Dec 17 2007, 9:04 am
Well, with the amount of goals that Neil poached in the penalty area on Friday, looks like we don't follow that rule.
Hazza
Dec 17 2007, 10:29 am
I'm confused now...
QUOTE (Inflatablewoman @ Dec 16 2007, 9:16 pm)

provided it has not been thrown, carried or propelled by hand or arm by a player of the attacking side, except in the case of a goalkeeper who is within his own penalty area
Sounds like a yes.
But
QUOTE (Inflatablewoman @ Dec 16 2007, 9:16 pm)

A goal is not allowed if the ball was last played by a player of the attacking side whilst within either penalty area.
Makes it sound like a no again, although as has been pointed out, we've never applied that rule...
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