The vent

Boss, you are supposed to be in Strassbourg! When I declare today jeans day because both bosses are gone it's not fair of you to turn up.
Moral: Always have a skirt and nylons stashed in your desk. Women are expected to wear them, and it helps men adhere to the "no denim" policy.

P.S. Thank you for complimenting the cappucino, boss. As a non-coffee drinker I appreciate it just that much more.

Alaways handy to have a spare pair of tights in case your fan belt breaks.

Thank you, G-d.

Darn it... that's the second fly that has committed suicide in my coffee today! Why can't you pick some other place to divebomb and die instead of my coffee cup! And you buster... yeah... the mosquito who's been buzzing around my monitor... prepare to die!

fuck you haus meister. I'll clean my balcony when I'm good and ready. dont fuck with me on a saturday, my day off you bastard!

I worked overnight slept this afternoon and went to the dry cleaners to pick up my suit only to discovere it closed at 4pm - ARHG ARGH ARGH

Get out of the f***ing way!!!

I don't know what I am going to do about any of this.

Currently I am having to share my office with a freelancer.
Today he brought his 10-month-old son into the office.
As it was an exception, I didn't mind that much, despite the crying and pulling the contents of the bins out, as this is what babies do.
What I really object to is that said baby was changed twice on the freelancer's desk and he's left the nappies in the general waste bin in the office!
FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
And now he's left the office and gone home, yes, BEFORE I spotted the contents of a Mumbai drain at 3pm on a hot day wrapped in plastic in my office waste bin.
He's not even German, he's English, he should know better right?
I am incredulous.
Incredulous!

Kippers taped to the underside of his desk drawer Katrina.

Have swapped my bin with the one from the ladies' loos as they will be emptied in about 30mins. He hadn't even used a nappy bag, I am gobsmacked by this. Think the contents of the dog poo bags from Matt T's pups will be going in his cycling rucksack when he comes back...

Got woken up about 4.30 this morning with my left shoulder itching like mad from a Mossy bite.

Lights on and smoking a fag to try and get rid of the sod.

Spotted the bugger on the wall and whacked it with rolled up papers, end game!

Can't believe the amount of blood now on my wall though, had a bloody good drink he did.

I just suggested to my boss to take two or three days unpaid holiday because from abt. tomorrow afternoon I will be done with my work for a bit, and no new orders coming for another week or so.
Would have been of benefit for both of us but he "does not like the idea".

The man doesn't think outside the bloody hanseatic box. hmpf.

My father is behaving in a way more appropriate to a two year old.

Only, if a toddler was pouting like he is, someone would smack its little butt and send it off to bed on principle. And rightly so.

GAH.

I'm still pissed off, and I'm not going to get any sleep for being this pissed off.

AND I have to do six hours of intensive German classes tomorrow. With people who are mocking the second oldest person in the class for being so fucking old. She's turning 21. I'm keeping my ancient mouth shut except when the teacher asks me something.

AND the fucking language school gave me a schoolbag. A schoolbag!

Thanks for breaking my heart, for something that didn't mean anything.

Rob fucking Styles! The c**t shouldn't be allowed to referee Sunday league, let alone premiere league!

Meeting from 10-12 had no cookies, so I had no breakfast. Then, on my way home to walk the dog on my lunch break I grabbed some fast food and on arriving at home I discovered they gave me the wrong order. Tummy troubles called me to the bathroom and upon my return to the living room, the food was gone, and my dog had sauce on his chin and two fries hanging from his lips. Went out to walk him and nothing happened doggie-digestion-wise, so I may well need to clean up my balcony if he can't hold it until I get home this evening. Really need the (non-phD) dr to check out what is going on with my tummy but his phone is constantly engaged, so I might just show up there without an appointment...

WHY WONT FUCKING ITUNES ACCEPT THE FORMAT OF MY POSTCODE????? FUCK SAKE.

HAS TO BE OF FORMAT "AA3 3AA" WHICH IT IS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM

when someone has had a bad day and says they really don't want to talk about it (not to mention that this someone also did your dirty dishes) don't keep pushing for them to talk.
When they finally do start to talk about it just listen. If you can't listen empathetically (or even sympathetically) then don't push for the person to tell you what's going on. When someone is upset and finally concedes to tell the reasons, telling her that she and her boyfriend have "really volatile personalities" doesn't help. You can already see she's close to tears so yeah let's critique them.

Give me more work!!! I am bored sh*tless here! You brought me over from the US to help efficiency! So let me do that!

Every thing you give me is so da*n easy! Challenge ME!!!

A small word of advice from someone who still bashes his head against the german way of business, and the speed in which it is done.

Challenge yourself. Set up your own projects and flood your company with ideas. Start and overview analysis with practicle solutions. They need efficiency, you deliver it starting with yourself because sitting on your arse isn't.

Never forget you are in the country where it's considered ok just to say there is a problem and hope someone else provides the solution.

My vent though is I just need the word go on a couple of the projects i've instigated please...

I-piss-on-you, you-Bastard-Fucking-Sodding-Wanking-bunch-of-shithead-jobsworth-useless-bloody-scumsucking-faceless (breath) moneygrabbing-holier-than-thou-bunch-of-thieving-hypocritical-taxing-blindly-following-rule-obsessed-Kirchen-pissing-steuer-pigdog-cunts.

I would rather rip my own heart out my chest and eat it raw that pay you a cent of your irrelevant, unfair, discriminating and quite frankly deeply insulting Nazi blood money that you cover up as church fucking tax which you spend on brainwashing our children, covering up after your depravities and decorating your fucking alters with more metal.

I would rather give twice as much to a good charity, or someone who really needs it to live, that line your pockets with your fucking papal poll tax. Go back to your fucking maker and ask for your money back because your missing a bit, the bit that makes you a decent human being worthy of the air you breathe. You make me sick, it is no wonder people are disillusioned with your putrid corpulent religion, it is a pig trough for gluttonous bigots.

Now fuck of into a corner in whatever amt you desicrate and die!

That’s not very Christian like Mr. Beggs

I'm not a christian

Hahaha, thank you captain obvious! Good rant

@DB Wow. You and I would get on just swell.

I really did want to be sick when I found out.

Antenne Bayern was playing Christmas Music when I woke up today.

You call yourself a 'manager'? I don't think so. Managers know how to delegate. Managers have not only their own best interests in mind but also those of the team and the individuals who work for the manager. Good managers know how to work with the assets and liabilities of each team member and act appropriately.

You, sir, suck at managing.

And the next time you delegate something to me, don't un-delegate it behind my back and then make me look like the fool for chasing down the answers! Jerk.

4 diffr. people
1. when I say I enjoy cooking for you and dont mind washing the dishes, I actually mean it, but then when you say that you insist on washing the cooking tray and next morning I wake up and feel the disgusting smell of it in the kitchen, I dont like it
2. you were not training me for 10 days and I had to go to different people for advice. NOw you come back and tell me little things I have already learnt, I am overstuffed with information. I could read the manual at this time!
3. You are just an idiot if after living here for 7 monhs you dont know where the main building of wipo is. 1st. You are late for half an hour. 2nd if you said that you will phone me or sms me when you arrive why don't you do so, instead you look for me but how can you find me in the big street if you never met me before When I get in the car, I stil try to make the ride nice and try to engage in parlor but you behave like a absolute b... 3rd the other peson is late. At the end you tell us to be on time on Sunday!REsult I arrive here tired and miss the party!

I am f... not coming tomorrow and you go back on your own. I am going to take nice EC train and leave you behind!

4. F... you, f... you, f.. you. Before calling other people names I advise you to look in the mirror, if smb you think is treating you badly and has too light an attitude think carefully about what you say especially when you meet the person the first time. What you give is what you get.

On this positive note all relieved I am gong to enjoy the rest of my weekend in Munich no matter what!
Hope you guys too!

My VPN won't stay connected for more than 10 minutes at a time. I am so sick of these home-grown systems I could scream. Argh!!

LET FUCKING GO!

My brother gave me some mystery virus.

I hate his unhygienic self.

Families are about sharing

I would like to know my grade please, is it too much to ask for. At least I would like to know if I can graduate or not.

Dear Thyroid,

What is your problem?! A couple of months ago you were diagnosed as under-functioning.

Your value is supposed to be about 1, but you were at a 2.

Now, after having started the pills meant to replace what you are too small to produce, your values are at frickin´ 4!

What the hell is going on? Why? I don´t understand. I just want to feel better and not be in this downward spiral with all sorts of other side-effects.

Graaaah!

Regards,

The Rest of Ruthie´s Body

The next day or so could determine the rest of my life, and I feel nothing. Right now.

Why is it that everyone who works in 'Human Resources' seems to have no appreciation for how humans function and how to communicate with them in a considerate and sensitive manner, preferring the aloof and condescending. It seems they all go through a training in 'How to treat your humans as simple resources' and another to know how any question can be responded to with a request to go ask someone else as this isn't what I do. I ask you, forum people, why do we employ them?

They must have a union or something. But I think they're also around to stop me from strangling my coworker, which I am just-one-more-martyr-fueled-passive-aggressive-comment away from doing so help me jehova.

And our bandwidth is piss poor, hence the double post. SOMEBODY HIRE ME AND GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

My whole body hurts.

I hate everything and I want it all to be dead. Probably you too, if you're not sick too. If you are, you might get a temporary pass.

GRAARRGGHHHHH.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! If I have to take one more call about dodgy emails...!!!!!!
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raw enough for ya!?

I do accept the terms of the licensing agreement!

I drink that cocktail every morning so that THIS doesn't happen!

Overqualified? What the fuck does that mean?

Was my thinking exactly.

Too expensive sounds more like it, we want someone to do the job but at trainee money.

I park my Motorbike in a corner of the tiefGarage which is never used... its not in your way...

If you got a problem with it, talk to me... NOT write a letter to the HV.. This just causes him more work writing me a letter... wasting our Nebenkosten!

You spineless and jealous neighbour!

When I find out which one of you it was, you will end up with dog shit in your car air intake orifice!

Wanker, Get a life!

I know that I am myself to blame for for losing my MVV karte but why do I have to pay this fine if I always duly paid!

And do I have no right to be angry,
since I am paying for my classmate's stupidity who took my 6 library books and will not admit to it. Now I have to pay around 300 euros to settle the bills. FUck you! If I were you and were too ashamed to admit that I actually did take them by mistake after telling me that you didn't I would go tot he library and return the books anonymously.
And dont I have a right to be angry when people lie.
I told you I wll pay for the postage, get the fucking books out! you lost my respect

baaaaaaaaaad day
migraine
books
house is dirty
talking to computer
what a waste
migraiine stop!!!
no signal in TV
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