Hospital accidently removes a patient's buttock

A surgeon at the Charité private clinic in Berlin has been ordered to pay €16,000 after accidently sucking away a patient's right buttock.

Julia 'Cleopatra' Meyer, 38, from Munich had originally wanted surgery on her thighs.

She used to be a belly dancer but can no longer perform now that half her bum is missing.

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What class of a half-arsed story is this?

I know many women who would offer to share part of their bum with this poor woman. We have plenty to share.

~Rose

Man, when that happens it really sucks.

And reported only three days after most late night comedy shows and only one day after the local AM sports radio show here. Another scoop for EB.

@kaiserf - I guess then that this thread is for those of us who have got better things to do than to watch "late night comedy shows" or listen to "AM sports radio shows".

Man, she would have made a mint in the U.S. ...lost wages, pain and suffering, mental anguish ... 12 K Euros is nothing.

As we say in Ireland, he probably doesn't know her arse from his elbow, so she may have got away lightly, by the seat of her pants even.